Vagaries of English Language!

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!😀

•Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

•Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

•How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

•If Money doesn't grow on Trees, how come Banks have Branches?

•If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

•How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

•Why are goods sent by *Ship* called CARGO, and those sent by *Truck* SHIPMENT?

•Why do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

•Why do Doctors "Practice" Medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

•Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

•How come Noses run and Feet smell?

•Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

•What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers

Can we❓

If you have the *Spirit* of understanding everything in a positive manner - You'll enjoy every moment in LIFE, whether it's *PRESSURE or PLEASURE*

So just Enjoy the PUN and FUN of the English Language.

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