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Quotations of Love!!

ORIGINAL QUOTE
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If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

The New Versions.....
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone, Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't,carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert :
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.

Lawyers :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Contributed by Sejal Sneha (), Iowa State University, USA


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