One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."
Submitted by Angelina (29), Mumbai
Funny Redneck Stuff
A group of redneck friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"It was a tough call", nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Redneck Joke Submitted by Mark Antony (27), Mexico
Driving License Please!
A State Trooper pulled over a redneck in a pickup. He asked, "Got any I.D.?"
The redneck driver replied, "Bout Whut?"
Funny Redhead Joke Submitted by Greg 'Danielle Lloyd' (19), UK
Two lines Redhead Jokes
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied -
a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
ANGRY redhead with a yeast infection!
Redhead Questions Humor Submitted by Jenna Jameson (26), Las Vegas
The young redneck came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young redneck answered, "Nope. I couldn't tell, but I did get his license plate number."
Dumb Redhead Joke Submitted by Aborgini (19), South Australia