Used Old Car|
Buying a used car out of the Classifieds is pretty tricky, so I thought
I'd translate some of the "used car lingo" for you all.
...before it blows up.
...I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute concience
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
...was blindsided by a Winnebego.
...I changed the oil occasionally.
LOOKS LIKE NEW
...just don't try to drive it anywhere.
...I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS
...each one more troublesome than the next.
NEVER SMOKED IN
...unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
Jokes Submitted by Michelle Williams n Sophie Marceau (26), San Francisco