Women are like...|
Women are like.....Credit Cards.
You never know how much you have spent on them, and at the end of the month they make you cry.
Women are like.....Onions.
They make you cry even when you peel their wrappings off.
Women are like.....blank check.
You fill in some amount but they usually bounce at the bank.
More next time.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Dharmit A. Thakore, USA
Women-inspired bumper sticker:
WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Jessy Barnes, Port Orchard, WA, USA