Men Are Hard To Please|
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Donít, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Donít, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, heíll lose FACE;
If heís Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u donít Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u donít, he says that u donít TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says itís LUCK;
If he does WELL, itís BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that itís not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE.
ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Rachael Leigh Cook Kiera (22), Kansas