My husband had been stationed in Europe and away from home for what seemed like years when I went for my annual gynecological checkup.
My doctor asked the usual questions, including what I was using for birth control.
I gave the only possible response I could, "The Atlantic Ocean."
Marriage Joke Submitted by Amy Joy (34), Pittsburgh
Superb Marriage Secret ?????.!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but
the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time ". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!"
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy??..."
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"
Husband: "That's it, We are happily married ever after."
Man Woman Joke Submitted by Ragini (23), GE Money, Gurgaon
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation - 'I now pronounce you man and wife'
Husband Humour Submitted by Jonathan (27), Uganda