Doctor & Lady patient!|
A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, “Doctor, kiss me!”
The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her.
About 20 minutes later the woman shouts again, “Doctor, please, kiss me just once!”
Again he refuses apologetically but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her.
Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the exasperated woman pleads with the doctor, “Doctor, doctor, please kiss me just once!”
“Look,” says the doctor. “I am sorry. I just can’t kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be in bed with you.”
Submitted by Will P. (), Riverside, CT
Jumping to Conclusions
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing.
She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing.
We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,
and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."
Submitted by Charles & Peggy Oakes (),