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College Student

How can you tell if someone is a college student if he doesn't say? Just look for the following signs. They are a dead giveaway:

You're definitely a college student if...

You consider McDonald's "real food."

You actually like doing laundry at home.

4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You wear the same socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.

Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.

Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.

You know the pizza delivery boy by name.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.

Wal-Mart is the coolest store.

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

Black lights and highlighters are the best things ever invented.

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You find out milk crates have so many uses.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).

Submitted by Joker (19), Ha Ha Funnies, USA


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