TOP 10 FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions / Messages|
Q: How are you?
(whatever the truth is, I will answer this way)
Q: Are you studying or working?/What do you do?
A: Working. I'm writing/editing articles for the web.
(if I don't know you enough, I'm not going to tell you the details)
Q: Is this photo of you?
A: 60% of me, 40% of Adobe Photoshop CS2.
Q: Do you have yahoo/msn/aol?
A: I don't use instant messengers. Only to talk with my close friends and relatives. Sometimes. Rarely.
Q: ???????????? ???????! ????????? ???? ????.
A: Kill your translator.
Q: Tell me about Russia.
A: Russia is the largest country in the world, covering almost twice the territory of the next-largest country, Canada, and has the world's eighth-largest population. Russia shares land borders with the following countries (counter-clockwise from northwest to southeast): Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Belarus, Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia, and North Korea. It is also close to the United States and Japan across relatively small stretches of water (the Bering Strait and La Pérouse Strait, respectively). more
Q: Is it snowing now?
A: In my city it's raining most of the time. Russia is big. It has many climatic zones. "Russia is a cold country" is just a myth. Like "Americans are stupid" or "Italians are good lovers". I also thought like this, before I came here. I was wrong in both cases.
Q: Visit my site/Review my page/Marry me
A: No way.
Q: Do Russian girls always answer questions in such a polite manner??
A: I'm as much polite, as you are original.
Jokes Submitted by Sonia 'Etcetra' (25), Saint-Petersburg, Russia