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Deafness!!
Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor.
"Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

Kanjibhai goes home and tries it out.
He walks in the door and says, "Muna ni Ba , what's for dinner?"

He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Eh are you listening , what's for dinner?"
Still no answer.
He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, his wife, Rupaben answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having THEPLA!"

Submitted by Amisha & Ameesha Patel, USA


Breaking a Mirror..
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai were getting ready for the company awards dinner for the best salesman.
Kanjibhai was in the running to win an award that evening and wanted to make sure he looked his best when he claimed his prize.
He felt his luck was with him and was sure to win.
He stood in front of the mirror to fix his tie but the mirror was crooked, so he reached over to straighten it out and it came crashing down on the floor.
"Oh no," said Kanjibhai. "Now I am going to have seven years bad luck."
"Nonsense," said Ramjibhai. My uncle once broke a mirror and he didn't have seven years bad luck."
"Really?" said Kanjibhai, feeling much better knowing that.
"Yeah really," said Ramjibhai. "He died that day."

Submitted by Upen Patel, Gujarat


The Free Ride!
Ramjibhai was downtown with his wife and four little children when he decided to take a Rickshaw home.
Approaching a Rickshaw driver, he demanded, "How much will you charge to drive us to the Ghatkopar ?"
"I figure Rupees 2/- apiece for you and your wife," said the driver, "I'll take the four kids along for nothing."
Ramjibhai turned to his children and said, "Jump in kids, and have a nice ride home. Your Ba (mother) and I will take the train."

Submitted by Roostomji Paloonji, South Africa


Cellphones
Once 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new cellular phones....
First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura (motorola) che!....
Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection(ERICSSON) chahiye!....
So the third gujju wife steps up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen (Seimens) nahi to kya fayda?...
And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya (Nokia) tho kya fayda??....

Submitted by Munav Patel, South Africa


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