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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gate s of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all to young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."

Funny Cultural humor Submitted by Chantal Vachon (), Mystique

A Bit Of Irish Humor
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Irish Humor Submitted by famouswba (),

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, 'Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?'
'I got it for my wife, eh.' answers Bob.
'Oh!' exclaims Doug, 'Good trade.'

Canadian humor Submitted by Monica Potter (24), Ontario

A Polish Joke
There were these three Polish Women at a bar...
A Blond walks in and asks the first one if she wants to hear a Polish joke...
She looked at her and said, "Hey, i'm a lightweight world championship wrestler, next to me is the world champion middleweight wrestler, next to HER is the judo world champion, And WE ARE POLISH!"
"So do you still wanna tell the joke?"
"NO!", said the blond, "I don't have time to tell it three times"

Polish humor Submitted by Cynthia Schiffer (22), Honolulu

Just a Mexican Jokes!
You know why Mexico has no Olympics team?
Coz, all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.!!

Mexican humor Submitted by Salma Petroda (), Mexico

Around the World??
'Last night I made love to my wife four times,' the Frenchman brags, 'and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me.'
'Last night I made love to my wife six times,' the Italian replies, 'and today she said she could never love another man.'
The American remains silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks, 'How many times did you make love to your wife last night?' 'Once,' says the American.
'Only once?' the Italian snorts arrogantly. 'And what did she say to you this morning?'
‘Don’t stop.’

Funny Ethnic humor Submitted by 'Jellybean' Maxie (22), Houston

Wicked Wish!
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.
The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."
"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And your wish?"
The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Canadian humor Submitted by Thelma Kim Smith (18),

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