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A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?"
"SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
Yumraj Joke Submitted by Sakshi Bhatnagar (),
My Boss and My Wife!!
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Boss Wife Joke Submitted by JOLLY UNCLE (),
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