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Things that prove Rajnikant IS God!

Rajanikant can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikant killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikant can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajanikant can drown a fish.

Rajanikant once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikant. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikant.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikant.

Rajanikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Submitted by Golu (24), Cinema Hall


Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.

Rajnikant's email id - gmail@rajnikant.com

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Submitted by Mir (), Funspace, T2

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