AN INDIAN GUIDE ON HOW TO FALL OUT OF LOVE!|
1. Look at her through a bottle of Smirnoff.
2. Take your kid brother and pet dog with you on your next date.
3. Get yourself photographed in a saree. Send her the photo, anonymously.
4. The next time you think of her, recite the Hanuman Chalisa. Repeat seven times for permanent results.
5. Recite the lyrics of Eir Bir Phatte whenever you meet her.
6. Ask her if she believes in pre-marital sex.
7. Stare at the negative of her photo for ten minutes for three days.
8. Tell her how AIDS is not such a dangerous disease, after all.
9. On Valentines Day, send her a short note on "The 76 causes for the degeneration of Indian society".
10. Go fall in love with another girl.
Submitted by Annie, USA
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