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Desi Indian NRI Student Fun Naughty Laugh Jokes
Desi @ American Campus speaking English Dialogues

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana: To mix one's honor in mud

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya?: Who have you blackened your face with?

naak mein dum karna: to strengthen the nostrils

heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating

"Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"


Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married: "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams: "Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree"!!

"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"

"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."

"Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A."

"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

Submitted by Sejal Shanti (25), Iowa State University, America


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