Desi Questions & Answers|
Q1. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI?
Ans:- Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q2. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener.
Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Q6. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans -
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