Top Ten indicators of your having become an "Amrikan Dood" (American Dude)|
10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.
09. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case.
08. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believe Delhi has had
phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff you get here for the past three
years and you can't believe there have been ATM (like MAC) machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years.
07. You like Broccoli.
06. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV.
05. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right."
04. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a "Howz it goin",
"Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on.
03. You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird.
02. You refer to India as a Third World Country.
01. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in the Humor Page.
Submitted by Rajiv Pant (Betul) (),
Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Santa knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: ..."Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!"
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Rajiv Pant (Betul) (),
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