Pick Up Line Comebacks|
10. I know how to please a woman.
...then please leave me alone
9. You look like a dream.
...go back to sleep.
8. What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
7. I can tell that you want me.
...yes, I want you to leave.
6. I'd go through anything for you.
...let's start with your bank account.
5. May I have the last dance?
...you've just had it.
4. Your place or mine?
...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
3. Your body is like a temple.
...sorry, there are no services today.
2. Is this seat empty?
...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Bar Jokes Submitted by Web Drunkard (22), Internet