The Trucker and The Blonde|
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,? "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
Blonde Joke Submitted by Pepsea (43), Near The Beach, Alberta, Canada
Hot Blonde in Desert!
A blonde a brunette and a redhead went to the desert. They all could bring one thing.
The Brunette brought food to eat, the Redhead brought water to drink.
They turn to the blonde and ask what she brought; she replies a car door so I can roll down the window in case I get hot.
Blond Redhead Brunette Joke Submitted by Julie Space (),
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Driving!!
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible.
The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
Blond Brunette Joke Submitted by Michael & Tiffany Taylor (), Kansas